Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When You Don't

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

Children Grow Out Of Childhood, But Parents Never Grow Out Of Parenthood.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.