Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.