Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And

If You Don't Like To Make Excuses Or Apologies, Stop Making Promises.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.