Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.