Laugh And The World Laughs With You;

After Wisdom Comes Wit.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And Many People Have To Fight It Unarmed.