Laugh And The World Laughs With You;

Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes A Rumor Until It Has Been Officially Denied.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

With A Braggart, It's No Sooner Done Than Said.

All Men Are Born Equal, But Some Of Them Outgrow It.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.