All Work And No Play Makes Jack

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

Children Grow Out Of Childhood, But Parents Never Grow Out Of Parenthood.