All Work And No Play Makes Jack

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

Walking Isn't A Lost Art: One Must, By Some Means, Get To The Garage.

Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.