Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much

Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor Teachers Cost A Lot More.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

Definition Of Statistics: The Science Of Producing Unreliable Facts From Reliable Figures.

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.