An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.