The Chief Ability Of An Executive Should

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.