The Chief Ability Of An Executive Should

A Husband Is Like A Fire. He Goes Out When Unattended.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.