Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.