A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb

If You Want To Be Different Nowadays, Just Act Normal.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.