The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.