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Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

[statistics] The Science That Can Prove Everything Except The Usefulness Of Statistics.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.