Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants

A Batch Of Credit Cards Fattens A Wallet Before It Thins It.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.