Communism Is A Form Of Society Where

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have To Worry About Avoiding His Creditors.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.