A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

Some Couples Divorce Because Of A Misunderstandin G; Others, Because They Understand Each Other Too Well.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.