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Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

If You Don't Like To Make Excuses Or Apologies, Stop Making Promises.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.