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The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.