Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.