Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.