The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.