The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.