The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.