The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.