I Have A Poor Memory For Names;

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine. It Was A Day Of This Sort The Mcgillicuddy Brothers Murdered Their Mother With An Axe.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.