Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.