First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.