I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.