It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.