It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.