A Man Without A Woman Is Like

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.