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Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.