I Seldom Took A Drink On The

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.