I Seldom Took A Drink On The

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.