I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.