I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.