Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.