My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.