My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.