My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.