I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.