I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.