I Could Juggle Anything In My Day.

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

The Advantages Of Whiskey Over Dogs Are Legion. Whiskey Does Not Need To Be Periodically Wormed, It Does Not Need To Be Fed, It Never Requires A Special Kennel, It Has No Toenails To Be Clipped Or Coat To Be Stripped. Whiskey Sits Quietly In Its Special Nook Until You Want It. True, Whiskey Has A Nasty Habit Of Running Out, But Then So Does A Dog.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.