I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.