The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

How Is The Human Race Going To Survive Now That The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Two Dollars A Quart?

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).