A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing

I Like Children - Fried.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.