Start Every Day Off With A Smile

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.