Start Every Day Off With A Smile

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.