If I Ever Found A Church That

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.