Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast