Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.