The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.