Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.