No Doubt Exists That All Women Are

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.