Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My

How Is The Human Race Going To Survive Now That The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Two Dollars A Quart?

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.