The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.