It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.