I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.