I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.