I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.