I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.