I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!