Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.