Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.