Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.