Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.