Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.