After Two Days In The Hospital, I

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.