After Two Days In The Hospital, I

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.