Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.