Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I Do.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.