Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.