Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.