Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.