Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.